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Where I'm From by consultingassbutt, literature

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Where I'm From

I am from tools From toothpaste and orange juice I am from the crab grass invading the garden. I am from library books And worn down puppets Whose names I have sadly long forgotten I am from stuffed bears My bed overflowing with them I am from footsie pajamas And fireplace popcorn I am from my brother’s old t-shirts Splattered with old paint and stains from family projects I am from my grandparents’ house in Fort Wayne, Indiana And racing up the stairs before the door closes I am from getting lost in cornfields and treks through the woods Walnuts under the tree and goldfish in the pond I am from nights alone with a book Late nig

31 (Anything) by consultingassbutt, literature

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31 (Anything)

I get a 31 on the ACT I carve the number into my skin because my mother says I can do anything I remember when she told me to break up with her because people may hate me I get a 31 on my ACT I feel the validation of standardized tests I feel brainwashed I remember aiming for the highest and crashing the hardest when someone else hit that mark instead I get a 31 on the ACT I want to tell everyone I don't want to tell anyone because the number will define me I remember when they called me a calculator and I avoided flashcards and white board races because it made others feel bad about themselves I get a 31 on the ACT I feel free of a

The Villain That's Me by consultingassbutt, literature

Dreaming of Reality by consultingassbutt, literature

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Dreaming of Reality

Last night I dreamed the most perfect dream you were there and so was I On stage I performed and in the audience you watched me I found you after the performance but you found me too You pulled me in when I thought we were over you grabbed my hand you kissed my cheek You pulled me close and kissed my lips I wanted to ask where she'd gone your girlfriend the one I wish I still was but the moment was too perfect to spoil it didn't feel like a dream I was taken from you by my mother in the dream and in reality she came in the dream and took me away when in reality all I wanted was to be with you My regret was never greater my pain never mo

The Fatality of Trust by consultingassbutt, literature

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The Fatality of Trust

I hate being jealous. It makes me hate myself. What kind of fucked up person is jealous of someone else's happiness when it's my own fault that it happened this way. I want to be happy for her. I really really do and trying to be is going to kill me. It's my fault my now ex-girlfriend has someone else and I'm left alone one more time. I remember when we were together, and I was so fucking happy. I really was, and I still wish for that. Hell, I still feel that overwhelming happiness when I'm with her now, and I can almost forget that it's my fault we're no longer together. At least until she mentions her girlfriend and I see the uninhibited j

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Where I'm From by consultingassbutt, literature

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Where I'm From

31 (Anything) by consultingassbutt, literature

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31 (Anything)

The Villain That's Me by consultingassbutt, literature

Dreaming of Reality by consultingassbutt, literature

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Dreaming of Reality

The Fatality of Trust by consultingassbutt, literature

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The Fatality of Trust

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Artist // Hobbyist // Varied

Apr 6
United States
Deviant for 9 years
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Van Gogh

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Harry Potter Series, Hunger Games, Avengers, Sherlock Holmes, Divergent, The Breakfast Club

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Supernatural, Doctor Who, BBC Sherlock, Merlin, Torchwood, Firefly, Glee, How I Met Your Mother,

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Coldplay, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Panic! At the Disco, Chameleon Circuit, Maroon 5, Bastille, Blake Shelton, Taylor Swift, Blink-182, Brad Paisly, Bruno Mars, Rolling Stones, Kansas, Cheap Trick, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Hunter Hays

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Harry Potter Series, The Fault In Our Stars, Looking For Alaska, Hunger Games, Divergent, The Maze Runner, The Giver

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John Green, Suzanne Collins, Louis Lowry

Favourite Games

BOARD GAMES, and World of Warcraft

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..computer?...?

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Pencils, pens, camera, paint, canvas, other crap that inspires me, MY IMAGINATION

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playing the clarinet, running, attempting to cosplay, climbing trees

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consultingassbutt

Nov 27, 2014

100 Truths

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The Basics 1. Full name: Faith Rose Anaya 2. Age: 15.5 3. Birth Date: April 6 4. Birth Place: Pueblo, Colorado 5. Gender: Female 6. Occupation:Fricken Student 7. Primary School: Haaff Elementary REPRESENT!!! 8. High School: Pueblo County 9. College/University: N/A 10. Eye Colour: Hazzely- Brown (According to this nerd !greenhousegirl (https://www.deviantart.com/greenhousegirl) 11. Hair Colour: Brown 12. Currently Living: SAME PLACE I WAS BORN (Pueblo, Colorado) Favourite... 13. Food: Bread 14. Drink: WAter (the delicacy of life) 15. Band/Singer: Coldplay!!! 16. Song: Happy Little Pill by Troye Sivan 17. Movie: Christopher and His Kind 18. TV Show: Don't make me

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Happy birthday!

Thanks for the totally awesome fave on my poem 'Repression'. It really means so much to me to have your support. I suggest you check out my poems 'Love, Life and War' fav.me/d8jhuht and 'Digging My Grave' fav.me/d8553na. The former has BDSM undertones but like Repression, uses strong imagery to convey the feeling whereas the latter is far more abstract however is similar to Repression in its use of pathetic fallacy. Thanks again for he fave and have a nice day!